Brainiac
Unlock all trophies.

Your Last Chance to Chicken Out
Complete Basic Braining.

Junior PSI Cadet
Achieve Rank 20.

Regular PSI Cadet
Achieve Rank 40.

Advanced PSI Cadet
Achieve Rank 60.

Super PSI Cadet
Achieve Rank 80.

Math is Hard
Achieve Rank 101.

A Victory for Good Taste
Complete Sasha's Shooting Gallery.

Rolling Rock Star
Complete Milla's Dance Party.

For Insurance Reasons
Complete Lungfishopolis.

Time to Deliver the Milk
Complete The Milkman Conspiracy.

You're All So Kind
Complete Gloria's Theater.

Thanks for All the Snails
Complete Waterloo World.

I Always Loved You More
Complete Black Velvetopia.

Height of Insanity
Complete The Asylum.

I Thought That Was Unbeatable!
Complete Meat Circus.

They Should Totally Sell Those
Earn all Merit Badges.

I'm Gonna Live Forever
Find all Golden Helmets.

They Call Me the Hunter
Redeem all 16 Scavenger Hunt Items.

No Solid Food for Six Hours
Re-brain the Children.

No More Secrets
Crack all Vaults.

Happy Bags
Sort all Emotional Baggage.

Figgy Piggy
Gather all Figments.

Holiday Dinner
Cook and consume two different kinds of roast in one sitting.

Christmas Shopping
Buy an item from the Camp Store on Christmas.

Made Man
Witness Maloof's transformation.

I'm Sure She's Over It
Uncover Milla's Secret.

Wolpaw Says Thanks
Hear Vernon's Ghost Story.

Maybe It's the Hair
Spy on Bobby's love life.

Look at those Pansies!
Find Edgar's Secret Garden.

I Think They Were Impressed
Introduce all Camp Kids to Mr. Pokeylope.

Victory Tour
Revisit all brains after completion.

Camp Gossip
Read many bulletin board messages.

Mmm... Bacon!
Use the bacon. A lot.

A Slice of History
Discover the secret history of Whispering Rock.

Stump Speech
Give the Coach's speech on the stump.

Self Aware
See yourself through the eyes of many others.

I LOVE PUNCHING!
Complete the Punchy Target mini-game.