Retirement
Collect all Coffin Dodgers trophies.

My Kart Is Augmented
Buy an upgrade.

We Can Rebuild Him
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect.

Million Dollar Granddad
Fully upgrade your kart.

GrimAced
Win your first race.

During The War...
Run over an opponent’s fallen body.

Technophobic
Use an EMP 20 times successfully.

Feeling Lucky?
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.

Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket.

Slick Moves Like Jagger
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil.

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.

Gone In Many Seconds
Boost without crashing 20 times.

He Was A Skater Boy
Knock 5 skaters off the road.

Paperboy The Hard Way
Run over 5 bikers.

Death Defier
Get gold in all races in the village.

Death Derider
Get gold in all races in the town.

Death Despiser
Get gold in all races in the farm.

Death Defiler
Get gold in all races in the graveyard.

Death Decider
Get gold in all races in the showdown.

Sweep
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item.

Batteries not Included
Get taken out by a UFO laser.

One Foot in the Grave
Complete story mode.

6 Feet Under
Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.