It's Not Fair, It's Not Right
Completed Every Challenge We Could Think Of In Nuclear Throne.

Melting Unlocked
Die.

Eyes Unlocked
Reach 2-1.

Plant Unlocked
Reach 3-1.

Y.V. Unlocked
Reach 3-?.

Steroids Unlocked
Reach 6-1.

Robot Unlocked
Reach 5-1.

Chicken Unlocked
Reach 5-?

Rebel Unlocked
Loop past the Nuclear Throne.

Horror Unlocked
Defeat Horror.

Rogue Unlocked
Reach the Nuclear Throne.

Fish Can Roll
Loop as every character.

Crystal Can Roll
Reach 4-? as Crystal.

Everything Hurts
Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit.

MMMMMMHMMM!
Reach 2-? as Eyes.

Blood Blood Blood
Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant.

Verified
Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character.

Science
Defeat the Technomancer as Steroids

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Eat a Hyper Weapon as Robot.

Way Of The Chicken
Reach 2-1 on Hard Mode as Chicken.

Forget The Old Days
Defeat Mom as Rebel.

Thriller
Defeat Hyper Crystal as Horror.

Never Look Back
Defeat Captain as Rogue.

Crown Life
Unlock a Crown as any character.

Ultra Time
Reach Level Ultra as any character.

Good Find
Unlock a Golden Weapon as any character.

Good Riddance
Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.

Not Bad
Reach 7-3 on a Daily

Unstoppable
Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton

Frog Zone
Play as Frog.

Impossible
Sit on the Nuclear Throne as headless Chicken.

Sincere Apologies
We hereby sincerely apologize.

Bandit Stopper
Defeat Big Bandit.

Dog Owner
Defeat Big Dog.

Hunter Killer
Defeat Lil Hunter.

Throne Sitter
Defeat the Nuclear Throne.

Advanced Sitter
Defeat Throne II.

Frog Slayer
Defeat Mom.

Crystal Smasher
Defeat Hyper Crystal.

Techno Killer
Defeat the Technomancer.

Vault Raider
Unlock all Crowns as one character.

Go Hard
Unlock Hard Mode.

The Struggle Continues
Loop the game.

The Struggle Is Over
Defeat Captain.

Ultra Mutant
Get 100% of the unlocks.