You're Getting the Hang of It!
Defeat 50 monsters.

You're a Machine!
Defeat 10,000 monsters.

Big Boss Man
Defeat every boss.

Spice of Life
Defeat each mini-boss.

Newbie
Beat the first level.

The Shopping Maul
Complete all Mall levels.

Bindle of Joy
Complete all Hobo Colony levels.

Sight Unzeen
Complete all Site Z levels.

Written by the Victors
Complete all levels.

The Best You Can Do?
Collect 1,000 XP.

A Bit Much?
Collect 100,000 XP.

Catch 'Em All!
Play as each Hero.