Ballistic Trauma
Complete 'Ballistic Trauma' in Story Mode


Boom Headshot!
Decapitate 200 mutants


Carny
Complete 'Carny' in Story Mode


Creeping Flesh
Complete 'Creeping Flesh' in Story Mode


De-Generation
Collect 10 LPs


Decom-Poster Child
Collect 15 posters


Dis-Figurine Collection
Collect 15 figurines


Fully Loaded
Fully upgrade any weapon


Goregasm!
Achieve a Goregasm


Graphic Horror
Collect 17 comic book pages


Hardcore
Complete any level in Director's Cut without using any continues


I'll Try Anything Once
Play each minigame through to completion once


Jailhouse Judgment
Complete 'Jailhouse Judgment' in Story Mode

Merchant of Menace
Buy a new weapon


Naked Terror
Complete 'Naked Terror' in Story Mode


Overkill
Complete all levels in Story Mode


Papa's Palace of Pain
Complete 'Papa's Palace of Pain' in Story Mode


Power of the Mind
Complete any level with the targeting crosshair off


Scream Train
Complete 'Scream Train' in Story Mode


Suffer Like G Did
Complete any level with only one health segment remaining


The Fetid Waters
Complete 'The Fetid Waters' in Story Mode


Toasty!
Kill 5 or more mutants with one grenade


Weak At The Knees
Maintain a Goregasm for 2 minutes


Yakuza
Kill 100 mutants 'Gangster Style' (holding gun sideways)


Bad Conductor
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Scream Train'


Caesar's Salad
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Papa's Palace of Pain'


Clown Shoes
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Carny'


Doctors and Nurses
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Ballistic Trauma'


Jail Bird
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Jailhouse Judgment'


Lab Rat
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Overkill'


Lights, Camera, Headshot!
Complete all levels in Director's Cut


Meat Packer
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Creeping Flesh'


Never Runs Dry
Complete a level without triggering an enforced reload (i.e. reaching zero bullets)


Private Dance
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'Naked Terror'


Swamp Monster
Complete all CHALLENGES for 'The Fetid Waters'


Be My Valentine, Jill
Unlock all unlockables and purchase all weapons


Do You Feel Lucky?
Complete all levels in Classic Mode without using any continues


Extreme Hardcore
Complete all Director's Cut levels in Hardcore Mode


Perfect Victory
Achieve an S rank for all levels in Story Mode or Director's Cut


The House of the Dead: Overlord
Unlock all trophies