Speed Runner I
Beat 'The Eight Pages' level in under 5 minutes

Speed Runner II
Beat the 'Into The Abyss' level in under 5 minutes

Speed Runner III
Beat the game in under 45 minutes

The Collector I
Find all numbered letters

The Collector II
Find all scrapbook items

Fearless Fun
Riding a Slide in a Horror Game

Get Me Out of Here!
Exceed 10 failed pause attempts

Why Am I Playing This Game?
Exceed 50 failed pause attempts

Well At Least You Tried
Die in the 'Into the Abyss' level 3 times in a row

I Love Radio
Listen to all of the radio tracks in the house

Master Pianist
Play the piano until the first notes from "No Friends" is played

Tangled
Get ensnared by Slender Man’s tenticles

Cry Baby
Disrupt Charlie while he's crying at least 3 times

Retro Fan
Beat the Genesis level on "Hardcore" difficulty

I'm Free!
Beat the game on normal difficulty

Fearless
Beat the game on "Hardcore" difficulty

Fire Proof
Make it through the forest fire without catching on fire once

Walking Simulator
Surpass 10 000 total steps taken

Insta-Killed
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I'll just take this..I guess?
Pick up an oversized sign and somehow manage to fit it in your scrapbook