I Totes Planned That Boss
Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy

 Yaaaaaay
Introduced thyself to the White Knight

 Shorty, You So Best
Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen

 Girl's Gotta Eat
Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters

 It's Like That One Video
Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all

 They Was All "Hey That's Mine"
Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area

 Dang Girl You Ace At This Game
Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple

 Hmmmmm
Wielded the Mysterious Amulet

 Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides

 Make it Raaaaaid
Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction