There is no Cake
Unlock all other trophies

Obsessed
Complete all secondary objectives

No Place Like Home
Complete the "No Place Like Home" level

Big Dipper
Earn 21 stars in Challenge mode

Justified
Kill 500 enemies using Brian

Stewie-nator
Kill 500 enemies using Stewie

Mort Will Now Lend You Credit
Buy everything available in Store

The Cleaner
Get a 10 kill streak in Deathmatch

Penny Pincher
Collect $50,000 in Story Mode

Cartoon Apocalypse
Survive 30 waves in Multiverse Madness

Chicken Fight!
Complete the "Chicken Fight!" level

Help From My Friends
Use the collectible special inventory items 25 times in Story Mode

Boom Headshot
Kill 75 enemies with headshots

Bipolar
Switch between Brian and Stewie 10 times in Story Mode

Shut Up Meg
Kill Meg during any Multiplayer Match

Roadhouse
Kill 3 members of the opposing team with a melee attack before you die in Multiplayer

How Do I Jump?
Kill yourself with a grenade or satchel charge

Kings of Quahog
Win a Deathmatch mode (free-for-all or as a team)

Pussy Whipped
Complete the "Pussy Whipped" level

Bestest Infiltrator
Win an Infiltration map

Handicapable
Complete the "Handicapable" level

Teabaggin'
Taunt 25 times in any Multiplayer match

Something's Amish
Complete the "Something's Amish" level

No Cheese, Please
Complete the "No Cheese, Please" level

Grease Can't Save You Now
Win a Capture the "Greased-Up Deaf Guy" match

Mr. Unpopular
Choose Meg for a Multiplayer match

Teabag a D-Bag
Taunt a dead opponent with Quagmire in Multiplayer

Long John Peter
Complete the "Long John Peter" level

Little Dipper
Earn 10 stars in Challenge mode

Lockdown
Shut out the other team from scoring in Capture the Greased-Up Deaf Guy

It's All Greek To Me
Complete the "It's All Greek To Me" level

We Be Clubbing
Defeat 10 enemies with a melee weapon

Bird is the Word
Taunt 5 times in a row with Peter

Santa's Sweatshop
Complete the "Santa's Sweatshop" level

Ugly Tastes Terrible
Play poorly during the final showdown

Chickens In Space
Complete the "Chickens In Space" level

First Kill
Successfully complete your first kill of an opposing team member in Multiplayer

Scorched Earth
Burn the pot fields in the "Something's Amish" level

Bunch of Chumps
Survive 15 waves in Multiverse Madness

Multi-kill with a grenade
Perform a multi-kill with a grenade

Wrecking Ball
Smash your opponent into something 20 times in the "Chicken Fight!" level

Multi-Kill
Perform a multi-kill with a melee weapon

Pervert
Hang around the room with Quagmire in a baby costume for 30 seconds

One Shot Kills
Successfully kill an enemy with one shot

Employee of the Month
Kill Vernon

Head Shot
Kill an enemy with a single shot to the head

Day Labor
Destroy all of the pińatas in the "It's All Greek to Me" level

IEDead
Kill 60 enemies with grenades/explosives