You are recognized as Rank 10 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 10: 'Death Metal'


You are recognized as Rank 9 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 9: 'Dr. Peace'


You are recognized as Rank 8 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 8: 'Shinobu'


You are recognized as Rank 7 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 7: 'Destroy Man'


You are recognized as Rank 6 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 6: 'Holly Summers'


You are recognized as Rank 5 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 5: 'Letz Shake'?


You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 4:


You are recognized as Rank 3 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 3: 'Speed Buster'


You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 2: 'Bad Girl'


You're working hard, rookie
Earned 1 Gold Medal on a part-time job


Not bad
Earned 5 Gold Medals on part-time jobs


You've made it into the Hall of Fame of my heart!
Earned 14 Gold Medals on part-time jobs


You're not as wet behind the ears as you look.
Earned 1 Gold Medal on an Assassination Mission


There's lots more where those came from
Earned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions


Keep climbing those ranks
Earned 25 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions


Looking for a thrill?
Earned 1 Gold Medal on a Free Fight Mission


Remember to stay frosty!
Earned 5 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions


I knew you could do it
Earned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions


Looks like you're getting used to killing
Used whatever means available to beat 51 regular enemies


The association is getting damage claims, you know?
Broke 51 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy


I'm deducting the compensation from your prize money
Broke 510 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy


A new one!? Just wait for the next one, you big nerd!
Obtained all Beam Katanas and parts


I'm closing up shop, bro
Purchased all fo the merchandise at AREA 51


A killer ensemble
Collected half of all T-shirts


I wish I had all of this season's new items too...
Collected all T-shirts


Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know?
Collected half of all Trading Cards


Travis! Your throws are the best!
Learned all Wrestling Moves


That's the stuff! You're a true Master now!
Completed all Training Sessions


You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely!
Learned all of Lovikov's techniques


Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia!
Complete the game on 'BITTER' difficulty


You're blushing!
Admired all slightly saucy costumes


The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place
Reflected Dr. Peace's unblockable Quick Shot with your Beam Katana


You're ready for your Hollywood Debut
Reflected Destroyman's Destroy Canon with your Beam Katana


So you like to play ball, huh?
Reflected Bad Girl's human clones with your Beam Katana


Very impressive
Defeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage


Why don't you just start living in one?
Used all toilets


You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings
Defeated 'Skelter Helter'


You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings
Defeated 'Nathan Copeland'


You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings
Defeated 'Kimmy Howell'


You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings
Defeated 'Matt Helms'


You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings
Defeated 'Alice Twilight'


Reaching for the top here too?
Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack


The S Stands for Sylvia. Did you know that?
Earned an S rank on all Ranking Battles


Keep slaughtering your way to the top!
Used whatever means available to beat 510 regular enemies


Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!?
Collected all Trading Cards


Don't you have some real work to do?
Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack


What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis!
Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies


Did you find someone stronger than you?
Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack


Welcome to the Garden of Madness
Obtained all Trophies


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