Shutter Bug
Filled a disposable camera with photos.

The Life and Times of Raccoon Carter
Got attacked by a raccoon; probably didn't get rabies.

Bee Plot
Got stung by a bee. It happens.

Love Turts
Adopted a turtle as a pet. The average lifespan of a box turtle is fifty years. It will outlive you.

Ol' Shoshone
Listened to the tape of "Ol' Shoshone." Cavorted among the aspens.