The End
Now go outside

Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essense of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges
Explore the rotary phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongliform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight

Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary

Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

DJ Polyblank
Scratch two compact disc records