GORILLA
Nice car, sweetie.

ROAD TRIP
Complete the game for the first time

ENDING A
Unlock Ending A

ENDING B
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ENDING C
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ENDING D
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ENDING E
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ENDING F
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ENDING G
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ENDING H
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ENDING I
Unlock Ending I

ENDING J
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ENDING K
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ENDING L
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ENDING M
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ENDING N
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ENDING O
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ENDING P
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THE POLICE! THE POLICE!
Unlock 10 endings

FULL ROSTER
Unlock all cars

CHAFFEUR
Pick up all hitchhickers

WHEELS OF AURELIA
Unlock all endings

NOT GAME
Let it go!

SILENT SAGE
Play indifferent

BATTICUORE
Finish the game in under 15 minutes