5 :bronze::bronze: Eagle Eyed
Collect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle"
:bronze: Left or Dead?
Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying
:bronze: Ludicrous Speed
Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"
:bronze: Outstanding Ornithologist
Complete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"
:bronze: Two Drink Minimum
Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"